market roast · auto-issued · $21.1M traded

Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 25 bps after the June 2026 meeting?

100¢"No"

100%implied odds

$21.1Mvolume

1dto resolution

100¢ for "No". You risk $100 to win $0. The market is 100% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	0¢	0.4%	285.71×
No	100¢	99.7%	1.00×

$21.1M has traded on this market with $547k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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