market roast · auto-issued · $48.3M traded

Will Netherlands win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

95¢"No"
95%implied odds
$48.3Mvolume
34dto resolution
Buying "No" at 95¢ pays 5.4% if you're right. Locked for ~34 days, that's 58% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 5% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes5.1%19.42×
No95¢94.8%1.05×

$48.3M has traded on this market with $2.0M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~34 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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