market roast · auto-issued · $54.3M traded

Will Japan win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

98¢"No"
98%implied odds
$54.3Mvolume
34dto resolution
Buying "No" at 98¢ pays 1.9% if you're right. Locked for ~34 days, that's 20% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 2% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes1.8%54.05×
No98¢98.2%1.02×

$54.3M has traded on this market with $1.2M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~34 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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