market roast · auto-issued · $4.0M traded

Will Gedion Timothewos be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia?

100¢"No"

100%implied odds

$4.0Mvolume

0dto resolution

Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.2% if you're right. Locked for ~0 day, that's a rounding error — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	0¢	0.2%	500.00×
No	100¢	99.8%	1.00×

$4.0M has traded on this market with $12k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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