market roast · auto-issued · $44.6M traded

Will Colombia win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

98¢"No"

98%implied odds

$44.6Mvolume

38dto resolution

98¢ for "No". You risk $98 to win $2. The market is 98% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	2¢	1.8%	57.14×
No	98¢	98.3%	1.02×

$44.6M has traded on this market with $4.2M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~38 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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