market roast · auto-issued · $7.1M traded

Will Berhanu Nega be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia?

99¢"No"

99%implied odds

$7.1Mvolume

0dto resolution

99¢ for "No". You risk $99 to win $1. The market is 99% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha. Also: liquidity is $5k. The spread will eat you before reality gets the chance.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	1¢	0.7%	153.85×
No	99¢	99.4%	1.01×

$7.1M has traded on this market with $5k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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