market roast · auto-issued · $54.6M traded

Will Austria win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

100¢"No"

100%implied odds

$54.6Mvolume

34dto resolution

Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.5% if you're right. Locked for ~34 days, that's 5% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	0¢	0.4%	222.22×
No	100¢	99.6%	1.00×

$54.6M has traded on this market with $2.4M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~34 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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