market roast · auto-issued · $58.7M traded

Will Australia win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

100¢"No"
100%implied odds
$58.7Mvolume
35dto resolution
Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.4% if you're right. Locked for ~35 days, that's 4% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes0¢0.4%285.71×
No100¢99.7%1.00×

$58.7M has traded on this market with $18.9M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~35 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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