market roast · auto-issued · $2.9M traded

Will Paraguay win on 2026-06-12?

92¢"No"

92%implied odds

$2.9Mvolume

0dto resolution

Buying "No" at 92¢ pays 8.7% if you're right. Locked for ~0 day, that's a rounding error — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 8% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	8¢	8.0%	12.50×
No	92¢	92.0%	1.09×

$2.9M has traded on this market with $145k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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