The rex engine reads the market you're about to bet on and tells you what the numbers actually say — implied odds, dead-money APR, breakeven math, smart-money signal. Free, instant, reproducible.
Works with any polymarket.com event or market link. Every roast is deterministic: same market, same numbers, same burn.
Roasts are computed client-side from Polymarket's public gamma API plus the engine's latest snapshot — nothing you paste is sent to us. The engine eats its own cooking: every position it takes settles publicly on the Forward Ledger (losses included). Not financial advice; entertainment with arithmetic.